when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your supposed planned nuclear war with Russia
"People are looking at Putin as one who wrestles bears and drills for oil. They look at our president as one who wears mom jeans and equivocates and bloviates."
Some conservatives long for aristocracy, some long for dictatorship.
(Old-school GOPers v. Tea Partiers, basically.)
Someone has a serious case of internalized sexism.
"But I tried, didn’t I? Goddamnit, at least I did that."
- a group of guys going out: hell yeah man i'm gonna get fucked up and if i find a hot girl i wanna take home i might need a wingman just fyi
- a group of girls going out: okay ladies remember we're going in in formation B so we don't lose sight of one another, but if there's any trouble we decided on secret hand gesture alpha-6. don't accept drinks from anybody, we just can't risk it tonight. stacey, did you print out the blueprints of the frat house? oh i see you color coded it so we know which areas have the highest population density and which rooms are well lit, excellent. marie i need that report on incidents of date rape from the last five years. thanks. alright, i think we're all set then. remember the buddy system. let's have a wild night ladies, but stay safe.